Look Julia, this is Sebastian Vettel – my favourite sportsman.
I don't know him. Is he a football player?
No, he isn't a football player. He is a Formula One driver.
I like him, because he is very fast and very resilient.
And he is very good-looking.
It doesn't matter. Who is your favourite sportsman?
I like Philipp Lahm.
You like him, because he is a great football player, right?
No, because he is young and attractive.
Julia, sportsmen should be fit and not attractive.
But look at the biathlete Magdalena Neuner. Isn't she pretty?
She is pretty, but also fast and athletic.
And that makes her a good sportswoman.
Ok. Are you practising any sport?
No, I'm bad, slow and too weak.
What are you talking about? You aren't weak you just need some exercise.
Chistian, catch!
This is a tennis racket. You use it to play tennis.
And this is an ice skate. You need it to skate.
The racket is light and the ice skate is sharp.
Would you like to play tennis or go skating with me?
Julia, please. I am too old for this. I don't want to do anything.
You are not old Christian! We are both young!
Yes, I know. But I like to watch sport on TV.
I know what is wrong with you.
You are not old or weak or slow. You are lazy.
Ok, you are right. And now leave me alone.
I want to watch sport and you are talking the whole time.
You are so lazy! I have enough!
I am going to do some exercise and you can stay here and watch television.